Off on the sick at the minute. Feel genuinely wiped out, cracking temperature, no energy, aches and pains all over, you know the drill, too ill to wank! Only place that feels comfortable is a hot bath but that leads to the inevitable getting out of the bath cold episode.

How do you negotiate your sick days?

1. Fuck it, go to work anyway, Im hard (Knobhead)
2. Wait till Im 100% better and take 1 bonus day at the end?
3. Take a week regardless of how I feel, their fault for the 3 strikes rule.

Now Im genuinely i'll so dont feel bad about it, I still felt the need to put on the pathetic voice when calling in to let the boss know.