Sick Leave

[Howlin Mad Missy]

force yourself to go in when properly spouting snot & bile until a) they force you to go home so you dont infect them b) it'll make you look keen c) next time you pull a sickie they will remember how rough you were last time & believe you.

They wouldnt ask me to leave thats the thing, Im occasionally coughing up some nasty shit but other than that I just look (to anyoe looking at me) half asleep.

I wouldnt ever take that gamble to be honest.

sounds like you're being a lazy fucker

I couldnt even be bothered to rub one out over you in your undies eating cake so you take that back!

you must be really sick