Ok then how about being cheeky, really pushing the envelope with a big smile on your face?

I rang a mate on his mobile cause i hadnt seen or heard from him for a few months,He said "oh things have really moved on since i last saw you ": Wendy (thats his wife of years) left me for another woman and Im with a new partner and we are traveling around Australia.
I asked him what his name was His reply "You're nothing but a Cunt Linnell".