One of Goats wifes friends, goes to the doctor complaining of backache.
The doctor tries everything every test every drug but to no avail.
eventually he says look the only thing i can think of is your sex life maybe thats causeing your bad back; what position do you use?
She says "oh we always do it doggie style".
the Doc says: thats it! Why dont you try doing it Missionary position ?
She says: "You ever smelt a Labradors breath"?