Slash joins ZZ Top for a rendition of "La Grange"

[Gandalf]

Haha, Mars twat saw ZZ flop and Killer goat saw them too. And I am boring.....

Yes miles we went outside, you should try it sometime.

What, a state? Or a nation?

I do both. Plus your music is boring. A good show? ZZ Top? You have awful standards and should go outside sometimes yourself. But as you know, you are boring.

Perhaps I should give up my citizenship and regurgitate Chomsky, that way I would be an intellectual like you.

Yes I go out and do things, unlike you however I enjoy them.

You mean to accept truth about your horrid nation. Ooh, such intellectualism which I do not claim.

I love life and do what I do to do it. Unlike you I don't spawn things in the desire to pretend the future world will be better. I drive a car and listen to Bruce Springsteen, meanwhile I know I am more free than most idiots who marry and spawn.

In that sense you are frogspawn and deserve the music this thread commands of you.