Considering that Jesus supposedly died for mankind, I find it somewhat lame that the Pope couldn't carry on to the end. Endure your pain and have a tough time, old man. This is how it is. You can't go waltzing off to a care home and stop telling poverty stricken and fertile people not to use contraception. What a sell out. It would be like Jesus saying 'I'm done with the miracles, I just want to work in Ikea now. Go away and leave me alone!'.

We could run a book on which of the new candidates dribbles the least.