The Ashes!

[Master]

I seem to systematically ruining Englands chances with my wayward predictions.

With that in mind Australia will make 250 and we'll be all out in our second innings for 175.

Watch me start getting it right now.

This shows you know sweet FA about cricket.

Well that's where you're wrong because I have played cricket at a shit level for years which defines me round these parts as an expert.

Have you ever played cricket?

I have played it at school and they use to call me Boycott because i would make runs very slowly, so that qualifies me too.