Quote Originally Posted by Hulk
Quote Originally Posted by 1st rd ko
Thought this would end up in "lets get it on" the first time I saw the thread. Didnt make it there,yet. Anyway, only boxing ive done is that 'back yard' stuff. Bought a pair of 16oz gloves back in college. Had a few friends that were ready to go. I am 6'4" and weighed about 250lbs at the time(abit fat,yes). I was the biggest so it wasnt really fair. But they were willing. One guy I just jabbed in the stomach and he flung his gloves off and quit. What a baby! Another guy(he thought he was a white Mike Tyson) well he should have removed his ear ring 'cause it got ripped out of his ear and his face was all purple after we got done. Another guy, i dont know, he didnt have 'hands of stone' but rather a face of stone. This dude was drunk beyond belief, I 'talked' him into boxing that night. I hit this guy with everything I had. Guy was spinning from the punches and falling onto the back of cars(we were in a parking lot). Me and my roommate went to see him the next day just to get a laugh. Figured he would look like a train ran over him. This guy didnt have a mark on him. Still cant figure that out. And finally my good ole roommate, paid him 5$ to box. I thought Id just lay him out pretty quick. Had a good 6' on him and 50lbs. Didnt work out that way. We boxed a good 5-6 minutes(boxing?well bum fighting style). I did knock him down twice(he said he slipped) and he had a nice black eye. I ended up with my gums bleeding and a head pounding like I was over drinking with wacko the night before. I dont want to be a boxer. I like my brain cells too much!
What an A-hole you are man. You don't talk drunk a** dudes into boxing you when you are sober, that just ain't right. You're a fat B****** you know that? I am impressed your big a** went 5-6 minutes tho, thats a long time of fightin.
Yeah 250 lbs is one fat fucker for sure! He should change his nickname to Mr Jello Man