A new look at horoscopes.

[Memphis]

Im a sagittarius. Which means Im brilliant I think.

Indeed.

Saggitarius - (November 22 to December 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck because you lack talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks and braggarts.
People laugh at you a lot. Take the first offer that comes along.

How fucking dare you!!!!

Thats bang on