Impeach Obama

[Gandalf]

like I said before, Obama sucks, Putin farts, Jesus rocks

I thought Jewish holy people were not particularly into the idea of Jesus as Son of God? That is surely a Christian deviation from Jewish orthodoxy.

your problem is that you think too much instead of just go and finally RTFM.

How can a man with a second language communicate in acronyms? I can barely do that in a first language. What is RTFM?

Read The Farting Manual

Well, I am glad to see you being honest about The Bible at last. It is a bit of a farting manual, very boring. So boring that I had to condemn it and read a book about Oscar Wilde's predilection for giving blowjobs instead.

it is boring on the surface. I remember after I just got saved, I could barely read it. Nothing made sense. But there is real power in it, there is no other way

It all makes senses to the ears of dullards. So how about me and my boyfriend. We just want to live in peace. without all the overload.