if you found a bag full of cocaine and drug money

[Spicoli]

Hmm. Well off the top I'd take the tainted cash (how much?) and wait until my boss went to drop the deposits. Then I'd switch the cash out and when he pulled on the base the dogs would alert and he'd get popped. Just sayin Either way the money would be exchanged asap, its liquid so its mine...fuck those hippies and doppers! I needs to eat.

Now the coke, screw that. Either hand it out as party favors in the form of Pixie Stix at the next Mardi Gras ball and parade or package in small bumps for women who would never have sex with me in the first place. Make some killer Christmas cookies for the next highschool reunion I'm not tooting that garbage though, back throat drips are nasty.

2 kilos with 100k in cash

Well that won't go away without some comeback and a search...change your name and place "cash found" adds in out of state listings...and buy a vest