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The family dog being put down - not an animal man
First sight of your bride at your wedding. - didnt make me cry
A football to the nose or groin at close range. - yes i have experienced this
The end of a marathon - didnt make me cry
REM everybody hurts - doesnt make me cry
Your team loses on penalties - doesnt make me cry
Moment of unexpected bonding with your father - will never happen
Foolishly eating insanely spicy food - love spicy food
The first baby scan - didnt make me cry
The slow death of a long romance. - hasnt made me cry
Therapy - never had it
Ending of certain films like Toy Story 3, James Bond Her majesty secret service - ive not watched the champ for a while
Dawn kissing Tim in the office. - i dont fancy tim
Winning an award - all too common
The problem with you is that you are too selfish.