Lyle - To stop being a girl and come back
Greenbeanz - To be healthy
Master - To be slightly less perverted
Saddo - To ban me properly someday
Brockton - To remain in control of the caps lock
Walrus - To get an anteater avatar
Ryanman - To wear more tweed jackets
Ron Price - Perfect as he is
NVSemin - To discover the bahai faith