Quote Originally Posted by Master View Post
A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? --Yes, an acre and half and Nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? --It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Do either of you have A real grudge? --
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? --All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? -- We have hi-fidelity stereo
and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? -- No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? -- No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? --She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? -- I got proof.

What kind of proof? --

She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover"
as i said..........