To be fair though being the greatest cruiserweight of all time is like being the greatest tin whistle player of all time, nobody gives a shit.

I've never had respect for the cruiserweights because it's a shit division: it's for people who are too scared to fight real heavyweights or too lazy to cut down to LHW. Pointless division. When you win the world title there they should give you a dildo instead of a belt, with a mallet for insertion. Fuck cruiserweight.