Tourism drastically down in the USA!

[Dia bando]

I enjoyed the US when I was over there as a tourist. The hot Latin babes loved my accent, food was cheap and plentiful, strip bars were the norm.

I always worried I would be shot/robbed.

You bad lad strip bars, I would never think you would have been to such places.

I honestly did not know we were going.

I spent most of the time at the back.

When my friend got a stripper girl to sit with me, I talked about the trip and Disney land with her.

get the fuck outta here. wtf--- you know she sucked the Sikh Kebab

No way but my friend did get a hand job.

You had me going for a minute, I was starting to believe you.