I got a joke for you Lyle


There's a trucker going down the highway, got a full load in the back he's about to drop off. He makes it to his drop, empties the load and starts to head back home. Well on his way home he notices a sign that says 'Bowling Balls - 50 cents!'. After seeing this sign he thinks to himself wow, thats a killer deal I could really make some money! So he buys the load of bowling balls and gets back on the highway. After a while of driving he spots these 2 colored boys pushing a bicycle with a flat tire, and being the nice guy he is the trucker pulls over and offers the boys a lift - but the only condition was that they ride in the back with the bowling balls since there's not enough room in the cab. The 2 little boys agree without hesitation since their house is only a couple of miles away, and they back on the road once again. Not a few seconds later the driver gets pulled over by a state trooper. The officer goes through all the motions, asking for license and registration, and eventually gets around to asking whats in the back of the truck. The trucker truthfully tells him I got a load of bowling balls back there, and just doing his job the officer tells him I'd like to have a look if you don't mind..... So they make their way to the back of the truck and the driver opens up the door

The trooper quickly takes a step back, draws his gun and says "Bowling balls my ass! Them are n-igger eggs, 2 of em done hatched and stole a bicycle!