If it were up to me.....
Crumble: Sir, I'd like to renew my professional boxing license for an upcoming fight.
Me: Sure thing. What is your professional record thus far?
Crumble: Uhh... 0-30, sir.
(pause)
Me: Okaaaay.... How many of those losses have been by knockout?
Crumble: All 30 of them, sir.
(longer pause)
Me: Uhh... son... have you considered a change in career?


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