Quote Originally Posted by Ron Swanson View Post
Get all your excuses lined up, no surprise.

Every time I imagine you drinking Clamato juice pretending it's blood as you make your excuses and I laugh and I laugh.
at least im confident enough to show who I am, instead of being a fugly chud of a wannabe badass- birdboy!! lol. u are probably 5 foot 5, buck-toothed & 300 lbs. a bowling ball with feet!