Does Khan have kids? if he does I'll bet they love their bedtime stories because the prick has one hell of an imagination.

Once upon a time there was a King, his name was King Khan, he lived in big red castle, opposite the big red castle lived an ugly little cave troll, he lived in a blue castle and his name was Floyd
King Khan wanted to defeat the cave troll because he knew this would cause all of his loyal subjects to shower him in golden coins as a sign of their thanks.
King Khan couldn't join his army in any wars just in case cave troll Floyd came out of his blue castle whilst King Khan was away.
King Khan tried calling cave troll Floyd names over and over again to try and get him to come out but cave troll Floyd was too smart for the King and he just wouldn't budge.
King Khan sat waiting for years and years until one day he just finally died, poor old King Khan never did get the gold.

well kids did you like your story?
Yes we did...but Daddy...why are you crying?