Merry Christmas to all my PALS on Saddo!

[Bill Paxtom]

Modern Christmas is an excuse to indulge to credit damaging extremes. I merely posit that the excesses of Christmas spoil it and that a simple family meal would be more than enough for most without all the useless tat. Just enjoy your family and leave it at that would be my approach (though I never go home for Christmas as there isn't enough space for me anymore with all the children raising children in my family...I'm a bloody great Uncle at 35! It is one of the reasons I rail against children that breed.)

It sounds like you are one 'fun' Bastard at Christmas.

Hey, here comes Uncle Gandalf.

Aw Geez. I hate him.