Quote Originally Posted by AdamGB
didn't want to cause offence to the lesser posters?

Rich coming from a man who said this:

"I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Then put on a secret ring that was supposed to turn him invisible that no one was ment to know about... other wise Sauron would use it to kill all of the Hobbit folk... like some big prat... :P

Just come clean... who is your Real number 10? It can't be Emma because she dumps on your Half brother (the result of interbreading between an asian Women and a Hobbit) Amir Khan... :P

Aww man you had to go and choose a pic from the one time I went a little freaky didn't you!

What about the hundreds of nice pictures of me smoking my pipe and digging weeds in my little garden.

Surely it's unfair to define me purely on the basis one one slighty crazed manic moment.

And as far trying to graft Amir Khan into my familiy, NO WAYYYYY!! Amir is not a hobbit, and looks not even remotely like a hobbit.

Us hobbits are stout, handsome folk, a little short yes, fat perhaps, hariy definitely but we are still lookers all the same, and certainly a more attractive visual spectacle than that little reckless drinving Naz wannabe