My crack about you being even keeled as a Scotsman reminded me of a joke....



A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender pours them all pints....the Brit looks in his Fuller's London Pride sees a fly in there and says "This is distasteful, there is a fly in my beer, I shan't drink in here again. Good day to you sir!". The Irishman looks and sees a fly in his Guinness, he takes the fly out and proceeds drinking. The Scotsman looks in his glass of McEwan's sees a fly and he turns beet red.....he picks up the fly holds him up and says "ALRIGHT, SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!"





.....well I thought it was funny