Bloody Wind

[Batman]

From what I heard Rich had his Black Sabbath album collection out in the shed and the wind blew the Black Sabbath album collection all way out to Cardiff

And the reason for anybody to keep an album collection in a shed would be?

Have you seen the typical English shed, a decent fart can do serious damage to most of them.

P.s. The joke would have worked better if you said he kept his sabbath record collection in his (planet) caravan

HA now that is funny