Haha...That's classy Von.

As far as stopping black eyes? Don't get hit in the face :P

After that, it's pretty much just Ice it and hope for the best. But Von is right...it's a great convo starter with chicks, and I've never met a chick who didn't dig the fact that I'm a "fighter" (so what if I've never been in an actual match yet...they don't need to know that!)