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I want to merge your thread
Weirdest chat up line ever right there
Should have merged the thread.

I went to sleep at 5am and got up 8 so head is screwed.
I win again @Master, I went to get at 5:25 in the am and got up at 7:30
I didn't get up through choice mind you, my Dad phoned me up to tell me he was selling their house because he couldn't get the 'fucking cunting hosepipe to work'

It looks like its going to be quite an alcohol fueled day today as well so I'll probably be written off early doors cuz I'll be sleep deprived
My son woke me up with a crumpled piece of handwritten paper saying happy fathers day and ran off.

I have been out to a restaurant but it was full because of fathers day and India v Pakistan is on in the cricket. waited over an hour to get food. Still not slept yet.