Don't know all that much about cars, but the more car knowledgeable amongst you might be able to have some fun with this...

George Foreman would be a Monstor (for his weight :P) truck: Won't get far unless he takes his foot off the gas... even on a full tank.. but there aren't many cars which can stand in front of him. Not the Nicest looking or most subtle car either...

With proper Maintenance it will run for years.