Tattoo or Piercing?

[Master]

I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.

Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.

You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.

That sounds even more painful.

I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.