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So, anyway, I was walking past this boxing gym and Batman ran out carrying a large vase.

He smashed me over the head with it, and screamed 'T'PAU'.

Lying on the floor, surrounded by shattered shards of vase, I asked him "Didn't you mean 'KAPOW'?"

"No" he said, "because I've got china in my hand"
Fucking hopeless mate.