I for one don't judge Oscar for his antics, just the other day I noticed a really long eyebrow hair, I could actually see it and had to keep on pushing it out of the way, do you know what I did?

I plucked the motherfucker, yeah that's right, I plucked my eyebrow, straight after I got on Amazon and ordered a pair of fishnets and a dildo.

Now leave Oscar and his sexual perversions alone