I browse the training section on dog house boxing.

I found this thread of some kid 'lolzor watch me hittin da bag' basically showing off what a monstor he was for his weight:

http://forums.doghouseboxing.com/ind...opic=80478&hl=

video for non members: http://s104.photobucket.com/albums/m...gAnch=imgAnch7

I found it funny... then I nearly hyper ventalted from laughing when I read the post he made before that one:

Quote Originally Posted by Tru Warrior 394,Oct 5 2006, 04:47 AM
well i been boxing for 2 years i might go Professional next year. And earlier this year about 5 months ago in may. Some 17 year old kid joined the gym , im 18 years old. Anyways, he joined and he started saying back in russia he used to box, and he beat up some ppl in sparring and everyone was hyping him up, some ppl even said he is ready to go amauter after 2 months of boxing. And he went so far that he had the I put my balls on EBAY and got no takers. to tell my homie he wants to box me. Next day i went to the gym even tho i was sick, i got this idiot in the ring , i told everyone watch this all it will take it 1 round. And i sure backed my word up, bell rang, were measuring each other out, then i got him BOOM, right hand to the body, i got him against the ropes, boom , boom, boom, boom, boom , boom , boom, boom , boom. Non stop in his body he even told me aright man enough and when he said enough i backed up again BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, in his body and my friend got in the ring and stopped me. So the point is this story not too fast, he thought he was a gangsta in the ring but i showed to him that he's still a kid compared to me
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lets look over this: a typical baller27 story... he goes into the ring against some one who is 'ready to go amatuer' (baller27 also seems to think that going amatuer is a big thing all so) and is being 'hyped' (so is every one according to baller27)

he then goes on to give a very baller27 esque description of the fight... complete with: 'boom boom boom BOOM BOOM BOOM!'

He uses the word homie... despite being white...

he thinks he is ready to go pro... and counts sparring sessions as bouts... he is curreny 3-0 despite not being carded to fight as an amatuer...

Quote Originally Posted by Tru Warrior 394,Oct 13 2006, 04:18 AM
I been a boxer for 2 months i had 3 fights this year won all 3 by 1st round TKO. that should tell you something and one of them was against a undefeated light -heavyweight amauter and im a welterweight. ANd he was going full out too. You think i swing like that in the ring, thats a bag for god sakes. When i fight i square up like jermain taylor and use that jab and right cross.
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How can a welter weight fight a light heavy weight and have it count on their fake record?... he goes on about being an amatuer as if it's something to brag about... any kid can get carded in a crap gym.

and the moral of the story is: some guy who hasn't had an amatuer fight yet isn't as gangsta as he is.














is this enough to convict him? I say so... after I get back from the gym tomorow dog house boxing forum is gonna know the full story... :P