My name is Jeremy Corbyn. I have decided to stay after all following immense pressure from a bunch of backstabbing bastards. Now let's have a new forum poll on this topic: Stay or Go. And then ignore the outcome and bicker and stay some more.

Antifa, Antifa, my name is Beanz and I like Antifa! The Clash! The Clash! Public school boy punk! Raaargh! I am not 17 at all. Skinheads. Ska. 1981! Raaargh!

Beanz: You are all Trustafarians, Nazi's, and stiffs and want to stop 'progress'.

Gandalf: So send all the progress to Plymouth! All of it there! Or bugger off to Europe!

Case solved.