Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
Only gift I've given so far was 60 bucks in old gift cards to the scrawny FedEx kid who had to haul my 100 lb tables . I gift co workers with my awesomeness and handling every single dag who "looks at them funny" so screw them . I gifted myself by taking 5 days off for first time since 2011. Feels weird.

The first five days off in 9 years? Man that sounds like a long overdue present to yourself. Fuck it buy yourself a crate while you are at it and ride it out for as long as you need.