Quote Originally Posted by Dia bando View Post
Nice sunny day start cleaning my block paving the birds are singing wife and son in work a baby crying a few dogs barking fucking cats shit on my lawns.������
Shouldn't laugh I'm sure there are worse things in the World than cat shit in your garden but I cant think of many, evil stuff.

Our cat got into a fight yesterday. A cat got through our cat flap so in the house. Our cat who's outside spots this, marches over and 'protects' his patch. The other cat wants to leave, but is on the inside. Our thick twat cat is protecting his patch from the wrong side of the door so wont let him leave. Much hissing and weird baby noises ensued. I eventually made the other cat leave, left them too it for a while, was funny. Doug gave the other cat a couple of swipes on the way out but it was more of a 'yeah you'd better run' kind of attack.

I'm sure there will be more riveting stories like this in the coming days/weeks