Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
The Joyce fight is the yardstick. If Dubois comes through that by any means necessary, I'll begin to buy into him as a serious threat. Say what you like about Joyce, the fuckers no joke. Yeah he's slow as shit and defies all logic, textbooks, the laws of physics.... Joyce is a right hard bastard and what he lacks in pugilistic grace, he makes up for in volume. He's like one of those metal grinding machines that people sit and watch as they throw in a fridge and the machine slowly grinds its teeth into it before spitting it out in little bits.

Dubois had better live up to billing because he's going to need a bomb to stop Joyce coming after him.
The thought of a "metal grinding machine" and Superman III just about saves you from not giving Joyce's dad the human mudslide a mention.