Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
Ya know what’s funny about this. Yesterday I snowblower my neighbors drive. Just the opening and a couple feet into his driveway so he would have access. I noticed when I blower mine the blower threw some snow on his opening I felt bad wanted to open it up. Is he thinking evil thoughts about me? Imagine we have got to the point where we freak out if we try to assist each other, that shit is rad, I’m so glad it was published I didn’t know people actually thought like that.

Frig me the second shot is much worse than the first. I’m a mess right now
dude what syntax is that yo, you are fucked right now, this 2nd jab is muxellating the scintilla in your speech patterns to a rodenth degree, like rats.

"Stotenth, Totenth"

by Walrus


Snow blowered it out the garage
Went and drank with Nigel Farage
My neighbor freaked out and punched his own snout
...Couldnt figger out what all the ruckus was all about the way he came across like that

Muxxa Henna Higgeth
You liveth in the Zenith of Thought
Like Cherry Garcia with Elmer Fudge
I think those psilocybin gobstoppers were recently bought