Eric: Mum, whats your 10 favourite bands?

Eric's Mum: Glad you asked Eric, I like The Beatles, The Kinks, The Hollies, Fleetwood Mac, ...........

Eric: Thats nice mum, ive fixed your Zimmer frame

Erics's Mum: Thats luv, they dont make Zimmer frames like they used to, and in my day you'd still have change for the chippy