Today In Biden Land

[SlimTrae]

Ladies, Gentlemen and others, the most popular US President in history with 80 million "votes"

Probably not the most popular, just the one who got the most (anyone-but-that-deviant-criminal-draftdodging-Chinese appeasing-hide-my-taxes-christian-pretending pimp) votes.



Here is the words from the one who got 80+ million votes from people who probably held their noses as they pulled the lever for him (not I though) anways here is Joe introducing himself as Joe Biden's husband.
It even made me do a -


But again, he's replacing the guy with some zingers as well lest we forget---and I will remind us ALL !!



20. "Yes" ---In response to Howard stern asking if he can call his daughter a voluptous piece of ass "She's always been voluptous"
Voluptous definition:curvaceous and sexually attractive.

19."This is a tough hurricane one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water"
18. "They have total respect for Donald Trump and Donald Trump's very very large...a brain" [4:23]
17. Responding to the question of would a President Trump ban abortion in the 3rd trimester he responds "NO, I am prochoice"
16. Two years later "I am pro life. Simple as that."
15. "Hillary Clinton I think...is a terrific woman" [2:07]into clip....how soon so many chose to forget, not us though right?:
14. "I watch our Police and fireman down at the 7/11"
13. "This is an Island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean Water." [ok....]
12. "They Decided to shelter and shield crimincables...look..."
11. "Despite thes obfus...karen... (1min20 seconds in...I just dunno WTF he wanted to say)
10. "The latest resistance is the op-ed New York times published by an anomumis.. anomolys...."
9. "They sacrifice everyday for the furniture and future..."
8. "Ice officers removed 10,000 known suspestics..."
7. "To measure and other meazishes" [47 seconds into clip...u tell me how to spell it!)
6. " The Iranian people long too....and they are just longing too"
5. "They are developing an internet...AND! this is so totally important!" (BTW #7,6,5 are in the same speech)
4. "You know we just set another stock crocket..I'm sure you saw"
3. "The whole state to be a stanktuary" Yo Brock baby...is he saying sanctuary cities stink aka stank aka stanktuary?
2. "My daughter has created 14 million jobs alone" {really?}



1. "And I met with the President of the Virgin Islands"