1. I've started playing football....again. It's following the same pattern since I was around 20. Out of shape. Play in goal. Get fitter. Start playing midfield. It takes me two days to recover minimum. Played a 7-a-side tournament on Saturday. We were shit. I still have a sore back.

2. I've started growing veg. That's old ain't it? Totally practical. But that's the sort of shit my dad would do.

3. I plough through crossword books like a demon. Again. Something my dad would do.