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Mark Knopfler's "Ballad of Sonny Liston"

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That's a great song.

I met Mark Knopfler in a pub the other week. He had some friends with him and he was carrying a large picture frame and a bag of chips.
I was talking to him, as I was quite a fan of his music, and he mentioned .."I was at the Auction House and got an original rare French Impressionist painting and I got something from the chippy on the way home"

The guy is obviously a millionaire, so I asked him how much all that cost
"Fuck all" said Mark.."I got the Monet for nothing and the chips for free"


Took 4 years to find it but that's some genuine corn