It reads...

Hi Laura,

Just q quickly to let you know i got off with that speeding camera charge.
Poxy cameras!

Anyway i'm taking you to a slap up meal tonight. Last night i enjoyed that online poker site casinodivas.net and won just over £1000. They even gave me my stake money for free... mugs!
Is 8pm ok for me to pick you up?

All my love
Steve

WTF?! No called Laura here?!
Must be a bit of tittilation for casinodivas.net

Made me laugh though , let me know if your work place gets the same fax (at work, that is)