Quote Originally Posted by superheavyrhun
Quote Originally Posted by bilbo

Actually the secret to my long life used to be my magic ring. But that crazy old man Gandalf had me give to my clot of a nephew who promptly threw it away, the selfish ungrateful a**.

I was so pissed off I decided to leave Middle Earth altogether and sail over the sea, only for that tard Frodo to come with me

Now I'm trying to preserve my longlife by eating Shredded Wheat. Apparently a mysterious warrior called Botham says they are good for your heart......
Bilbo you crazy mofo. I nearly wet myself when I read this. I'll give you a cc in 24, cause you've had one today already, funny S*** dude.
Hooray I have found one person who appreciates me! All my jokes have not been in vain!

oh and back when karma allows me to