People whose faces you'd like to smash with a crowbar

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Id like to smash Leonna form X-Factor

I know mate - would like to lick her balloon knot

Bruv, the things you come with some times

And then drink ambrosia from her furry cup.


On a separate point, I have just reminded myself that I would like to smash Ken Livingstone's face in with a crowbar.

he would then be an even more effective 'lobstopper' (ie a particulary unpleasant and ugly individual you visualise when on the 'vinegar strokes' with your girlfriend as a guard against premature ejaculation.)

"lobstopper" lmao!!