Quote Originally Posted by JT Rock


That is hilarious S***.. HAHA!! if I was you I would strip down to my Boxer shorts get equally as drunk as your father in Law and call his bluff I usually use a simple takedown proceeded by an arm bar or leglock(true story) though I'm not sure how good your ground game is..

Also pissing and shitting with the door open helps clear the air as well

Tell mother in law that daddy needs to lay more pipe so that way she wouldnt be so pent up and worried about the value of your home reccomend a good porn for her then
I would slap your Mother in Law on the a** and tell her if she wants to sleep in your bed that she better be ready to snuggle with you and your wife.... The kids that are stealing socks I would take off the ones your wearing and stuff them in the little Bastards mouth and slap the piss out of them... Just drink the weekend away I promise you it will go faster... If you need more advice let me know..I know how to endear myself to people and I have a lot of technique to share
Haha I'm picturing that Dax's in laws are Al and Peggy Bundy.