I was chilling in my crib an my homie posh (spice) say she hit hard like a muthafukka. Didn't want to bust no cap in her skinny cracked ass but my ma saw me hit the heavy bag and she gave me a hug and said I was the biggest baddest white 12-year-old nigga on the planet. I say "F**k you, bitch, motherfokka, goldie lookin chain - I be the masta of disasta"

No eensee weensee liddle spider aint gonna be tuffer than my homie josh spice and you shoes like a girl, man.