Quote Originally Posted by beds
dip ur cock in boiling water, always works

you wont be thinking of ur hand anymore son
That reminds me of a scene in that movie with Damon Wayans where he played the army instructor

Man on the ground: OH MY ARM!!! I've been shot!!! OOO I BEEN SHOT!!!!

Damon: Let me take a look at that(looks at the wound) want me to show you a little trick, take your mind off that arm? Give me your hand,.

Man on the ground gives him his hand.

Damon: Now you may feel a little bit of pressure....

DAMON BREAKS HIS FINGER TO THE SIDE!

Man on the ground: AAAAAH!! MY FINGER!! MY FINGER!!! MY FINGER!!

Damon: works everytime..