Do you know the difference between a British tank and an Iraqi tank?

[porkypara]

Ha ha ha - very good.

Are you called porkypara because you are an ex-para ........ if so, which were you in??

Death to craphats.

I was in 9 para sqn baced in Aldershot at the time.

My mates use to say if I passed P company I would be thE fatest bloke in 5 Airborne Brigade.(not true by the way,but I might be in the top 5)

When I started on here I needed a name and thats what poped into my head at the time.

Are you in the forces?

i almost joined the forces, failed my medical tho lol

What did you fail on?