Any Sinners feeling Guilty? Confess here!!

[jbirdy]

my mate reckons everyone should sleep with someone heavier than them in their lives but thank fuck i didn't go all the way last night. i was still gutted this morning though.

i pulled a fat girl last night but was so drunk my weapon wasnt quite working for me. true story. i think they call that brewer's droop.

I didn't know that was a sin

not quite a sin mate but still something i regret and will be swiftly sweeping under the rug