Has this ever happened to you?

[Kev]

Can't say I've ever had a girl lick my a**

Fucken liar

I pulled a freaky girl last week who let me cum on her face. Anyways whilst I had her pinned down on the floor and choking on me she was playing with a**.

Nice.

When I came she stuck her finger right up inside which to be honest I found a little strange but I didn't say nothing.

So you won't let her lick you but you'll let her stick her finger up inside your a**.

But she went right in past the knuckle, it was kind of weird I felt,

Thats fucken she wen't past the knuckles I think thats considered a fist F***.

but then hey I did ask her if could spunk in her mouth so I guess I can't be too suprised.

So that don't mean S***!
If you ask her if you could stick it in her ear theres no need for you to give something in return....

The annoying thing was though that I actually missed, I shot about a foot over her head onto the wall behind

Ha ha ha ha hah!!! This is by far the funniest thread I've read in a long a** time... Your aiming is awful if you missed a face righy in front of you. The trick is you gotta aim straight down you must have moved and pointed up you have keep it straigh aimed towards her mouth area so when it shoots off it will fly out and land around her face.

which really disappointed me, I mean it's not really a facial if you don't get it on her face is it?

No, not if you missed it's not a facial just ask her for a re-try.

Actually you got me wrong. I didn't let her stick her finger up my a** she just did it. At the time I was more preoccupied with spunking down her throat to ask her what she was doing so I just went with it!

As for missing, well she was lying on the floor of her lounge and I was kneeling over her chest, kind of like they do in the UFC

Anyways it meant I had to aim down to get in her face and I just couldn't lower enough so it shot straight over her head and onto the wall behind her.

Thing is it gets worse. I hadn't eaten all day before I went round and after drinking half a litre of vodka, two glasses of red wine, a glass of white wine and about 3 JD's and coke I just felt kind of ill and threw up big time.

The grossest thing though is that we fucked AFTER I had thrown up everywhere.

Anyway then she threw up after we had sex the first time but we carried on upstairs and shagged some more. We were tonguing each other as well, just didn't care.

Honestly it was like a scene from Trainspotting.

Havn't spoke to her since, it's a bit awkward plus she is the sister of one of my mates!

Happy times! :P