Our Hoya who art in Vegas,
Oscar be thy name,
Thy left hook come,
Thy will be done,
On earth (and if possible, after round 7)
Give us this day an awesome fight
And give us some press-passes
So we can sit ringside with celebrities against us
And lead us not to a hype job
But deliver us some action
For thine is the promotion, the money and the glory
For ever and ever

Ahem….